Quotes
2001-08-07
- Jay, as the opening line to an explanation of a proposed deal:
To you, this is going to sound completely unfair
2001-06-19
- Jason:
I'll give you one pink property for $1500, three railroads, and waterworks.
Pavlov: Er. No.
2001-06-12
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monopoly doesn't involve *that* much skill...
- Blake, before the game.
2001-01-18
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I come bringing Vaseline.
- Claudius.
2001-01-04
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Hi. The name is dick.
- Ian.
2000-11-30
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See, I know you won't be anal. As anal.
- Pavlov.
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He's trying to dick me, that's what he's trying to do.
- Jason.
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I know about getting dicked!
- Dan.
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No doubles no doubl-- FUCK!
- Ian.
2000-11-16
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Oh, gee! People being dicks! What an idea!
- Pavlov.
- Pavlov:
If you fall...
Jay: I'm gonna try not to.
- Jay:
Why hasn't his happened before?
Claudius: Because no one has been ruthless enough to dick people like they should do!
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I like hairy ass.
- Dan
2000-11-09
- Claudius knocks over some of Pavlov's houses. Pavlov screams:
You're going to jail, bitch!
Claudius throws the dice... and lands on Go To Jail!
2000-11-02
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Where am I going to get the houses?!
When I go bankrupt!
- Claudius and Jay during heated negotiations.
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How much did you roll?
40
40?!
- Claudius and Dan, during a small amount of confusion about landing on the Water Utility.
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I'm hearing through this ear, but you're running out of time...
- Claudius to Jay while doing another deal with Dan...
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Didn't you just give me $450?!
Yes, it's those houses.
Oh, that's it?
- Claudius and Dan.
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I'll sit down now.
- Jason, after preaching the rules.
2000-10-26
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It must be the home board advantage...
- Claudius, depressed, and musing about why Jay was winning so much.
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Geez, regular jail is easier to get out of.
- Jason, also depressed, and complaining about the stringent jail rules.
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I need a fucking MBA to play with you guys!!!
- Claudius, nearly crying.
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One of us is going to get screwed, now lets decide who.
- Ian, wanting to get the game moving.
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Who here is not a dick?
- Claudius, asking honestly.